PAMMIES
ARE HELPLESS

Will you save them?

CRISIS MANAGEMENT
WITH QUESTIONABLE ENGINEERING

Pamperumpel Industries™ shamelessly uses dangerous materials in all of its products – including your equipment as crisis manager.

ERRATIC, USELESS, AND
FRICK'N ADORABLE.

Every Pammy is a precious individual who will doubtlessly die without your help.

TOOLS THAT ARE TOTALLY
SAFE*

Pamperumpel Industries™ builds top quality products with little-to-no likelihood of unintended consequences

*"Pamperumpel Industries" makes no promise of tools being totally safe

IN A WORLD PRONE TO
CONSTANT
CATASTROPHE...

Products and buildings are often made from whatever Pammies can find on their hazardous home planet - whether or not it's explosive is of little concern to them.

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DEVELOPED & SUPPORTED BY

MobiusCode is proudly supported by the Federal Ministry of Transport and Digital Infrastructure on the basis of a decision by the German Bundestag. Thanks German Bundestag!